C’est jaune, c’est moche et ça ne va avec rien
mais cela peut sauver une vie.
Hello, security?! Hello??!!
Yes! Please, come quickly there’s an emergency… I have a pair of shoes which are stealing “all the thunder” of my outfit!
Yes, I swear, it’s an emergency! This pair of shoes became completely crazy and don’t get me started on how egocentric they are! Imagine, they catch everybody’s attention, when I see someone, automatically they look at my feet. Well yes sir (speaking to a security guard) it’s rather a problem, I’d like to speak to people of other subjects than my shoes, you see…
Also, let me let you into a little secret, that pair of shoes decided that it could even replace the security jacket (in France, every driver must have this cloth in their car as security matter). Yes, that very same one. Since Mister Lagerfeld made it into a star, remember that gimmick? Well, my pair of shoes thinks it can become the next hit…
They made a mess in my closet because of a so called rivalry with a neon necklace??!! Rubbish! I’ve never seen them in this state! It was all about throwing the other shoes around, destroying others in the process.
Hello, security??!! What do you mean I’ve got to call the ER (in France, if you want to call a doctor and get an ambulance you dial 15 on your phone)?
Ah, I see… You think I’m crazy?! Because I think I can hear my shoes talking.
You’re so wrong! By the way you should solve the problem you have with your boots, I can hear them from here, they want a new pair of laces.
+ Pull en cachemire Monoprix + Robe portée en jupe New Look +
+ Collier New Look + Chaussures MySuelly +
Merci à Mylène pour les photos